I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Alive.
So much puke
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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