Having a random hookup so left but love u
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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