I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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