she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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