So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone shit on the floor
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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