return my video game
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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