There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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