...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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