He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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