it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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