I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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