This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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