She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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