I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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