what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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