Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Your penis caused this!
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