Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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