love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
