If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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