All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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