Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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