: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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