may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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