she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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