i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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