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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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