and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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