Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
