I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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