I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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