i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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