i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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