I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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