Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Mom said you looked used
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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