I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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