I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
