if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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