in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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