Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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