i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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