Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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