I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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