i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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