No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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