Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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