Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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