Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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