Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
third nipple confirmed
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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