margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's intense
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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