Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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