Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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