He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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