Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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