She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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