I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I wish I only lived at night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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