If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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